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Virgins Demotivational Poster

DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.

TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.21/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.

SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins

NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members

TAGS: nerds virgins gay
Rating: 4.58/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.

BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...

BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite

TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the porn industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


TAGS: pzy sacrifice virgins sluts volcano
Rating: 4.88/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:59 am
I remember this from a movie. All I know it was a comedy.
Wrathchild - August 9, 2011, 12:14 am
Old school EQ. Very nice. 5 vestal virgins on the altar of Solusek Ro.

CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up

TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

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Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..

NO WONDER - they're so cranky all the time

TAGS: but they do get virgins
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:53 am
No Nascar? Hurray! im sold, where to i join
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
Sounds like every religion in the world. But do catholics fuck with a condom? yes. and do baptists drink? yes.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:03 pm
Sure, but if they tell their wife to shut up, they do. I would give up many of these items just for that pleasure.

CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork

OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


TAGS: muhammad virgins wow
Rating: 4.19/5

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Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:28 pm
Tell me about it. I had been doing good to lately. O well sticking to your roots is what its all about.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:19 pm
it wouldn't be a FP poster without it ;) 5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 1:51 pm


TAGS: cowboy cheerleader honorary troops 72 virgins have wanked to their poster
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:11 am
Till there was no one left. *sigh*
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:05 am
I think that LD was in charge of that detail in Alaska...
MO - September 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
Cowboys!! Cheerleaders!!! What's not to love??? Game's on in 5!!! I'm out!!



NOODLE LAND - way better then 72 virgins

TAGS: noodles yum me like like 72 virgins land
Rating: 2.1/5

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Jaubrey - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
And Iiii, Iiii, Iii Iii, will always love noooodlesss...

Zubeidat Tsarnaeva -

Terrorism -

TAGS: signs virgins terrorism stop
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:47 pm
Ha! I'm a virgin again then!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Yeah, but it is coming back. Use it or lose it theory applies, by my reckoning.
JesusWept - November 18, 2014, 12:49 pm
So you lost your virginity? LOL
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:37 pm
Some of the comments... truly are 5L. Should be a repository for the greats. Would be worth reading. Yet another twisted art form.
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:10 am
That would be the Mother Superior with an AR-10!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:56 pm
Only if you're a believer!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:55 pm
Too bad the nuns may have the shotguns but forgot to bring any ammo. Guess they could do some Bible thumping...teehee.
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:52 pm
Oh Jesus...1st time I've ever given a 5L for a comment!
JesusWept - November 17, 2014, 12:05 pm
Actually it's a misprint in the Quran. The martyrs will not get 72 virgins but a 72-year old virgin XD
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:39 am
Virgin Nuns? Truthfully is that a thang? Sawbuck down.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:58 am
The symbol elf has turned Sam Henry Oscar Tom, into Sam Henry Ida Tom, which is even funnier! I wants some shells with that load! ROTFL!!!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:53 am
What the terrorists don't realize until they get there, is that those virgins are nuns with shotguns!