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Virgins Demotivational Poster


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.21/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members


TAGS: nerds virgins gay
Rating: 4.58/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.


BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.




EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...




BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite


TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the porn industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


SACRIFICIAL -


TAGS: pzy sacrifice virgins sluts volcano
Rating: 4.88/5

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warface - September 17, 2011, 8:59 am
I remember this from a movie. All I know it was a comedy.
Wrathchild - August 9, 2011, 12:14 am
Old school EQ. Very nice. 5 vestal virgins on the altar of Solusek Ro.


CHECK THE FINE PRINT - These Aren't The Virgins Achmed Was Expecting To See After He Blew Himself Up


TAGS: achmed dont want none of these virgins
Rating: 3.87/5

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Imants - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Achmed is in for a rape..


NO WONDER - they're so cranky all the time


TAGS: but they do get virgins
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:53 am
No Nascar? Hurray! im sold, where to i join
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
Sounds like every religion in the world. But do catholics fuck with a condom? yes. and do baptists drink? yes.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:03 pm
Sure, but if they tell their wife to shut up, they do. I would give up many of these items just for that pleasure.


CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.




ARABIAN NIGHTS -




YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




LEVEL 80 FEMALE -


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


AN UPRISING -


TAGS: muhammad virgins wow
Rating: 4.19/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:19 pm
roflmao
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:44 am
LMAO!!!
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 3:28 pm
Tell me about it. I had been doing good to lately. O well sticking to your roots is what its all about.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:19 pm
it wouldn't be a FP poster without it ;) 5L
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
D'oh!!


HEARTS AND MINDS -


TAGS: cowboy cheerleader honorary troops 72 virgins have wanked to their poster
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:11 am
Till there was no one left. *sigh*
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:05 am
I think that LD was in charge of that detail in Alaska...
MO - September 28, 2009, 8:22 pm
Cowboys!! Cheerleaders!!! What's not to love??? Game's on in 5!!! I'm out!!


SUICIDE BOMBERS -




VIRGINS -




NOODLE LAND - way better then 72 virgins


TAGS: noodles yum me like like 72 virgins land
Rating: 2.1/5

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Jaubrey - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
And Iiii, Iiii, Iii Iii, will always love noooodlesss...


Zubeidat Tsarnaeva -




Terrorism -


TAGS: signs virgins terrorism stop
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:47 pm
Ha! I'm a virgin again then!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Yeah, but it is coming back. Use it or lose it theory applies, by my reckoning.
JesusWept - November 18, 2014, 12:49 pm
So you lost your virginity? LOL
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:37 pm
Some of the comments... truly are 5L. Should be a repository for the greats. Would be worth reading. Yet another twisted art form.
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:10 am
That would be the Mother Superior with an AR-10!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:56 pm
Only if you're a believer!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:55 pm
Too bad the nuns may have the shotguns but forgot to bring any ammo. Guess they could do some Bible thumping...teehee.
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:52 pm
Oh Jesus...1st time I've ever given a 5L for a comment!
JesusWept - November 17, 2014, 12:05 pm
Actually it's a misprint in the Quran. The martyrs will not get 72 virgins but a 72-year old virgin XD
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:39 am
Virgin Nuns? Truthfully is that a thang? Sawbuck down.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:58 am
The symbol elf has turned Sam Henry Oscar Tom, into Sam Henry Ida Tom, which is even funnier! I wants some shells with that load! ROTFL!!!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:53 am
What the terrorists don't realize until they get there, is that those virgins are nuns with shotguns!


DEFLOWERING VIRGINS IN HEAVEN SINCE GOD MADE WOMEN! THE UNIVERSE'S GREATEST LOVER! WARNING! PRAYING TO HIM CAN GET YOU LAID! -




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